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DENNIS McMANNIS
Zzzeeeffrhhtj.. I'm jkkulittt with us in
our studio, Mr. Adolph Jenkins, known to
some as the leader of the Montana
Militia, to others as perhaps a crackpot,
but never the less, we are pleased to
have you with us in our studio this
evening. Mr. Jenkins, welcome.
ADOLPH JENKINS
Well, thank you Dennis. I'd like to
correct one thing. I've been known as
the leader of the Texas Militia, not the
Montana Militia.
DENNIS McMANNIS
Ahhh, okay. So, the Texas Militia. I
guess my notes have been screwed up.
ADOLPH JENKINS
I guess so.
DENNIS McMANNIS
So, tell me about the Texas Militia.
ADOLPH JENKINS
Well, what is there to tell you about the
Texas Militia, other than we are really
a patriotic movement that is probably on
the forefront of a revolution that people
like you in the media don't even know is
going on. You people are so out of touch
with what's going on in the heartland of
America, you don't even know there's a
revolution that's already started.
Now, when you say revolution, are you
comparing this to the American Revolution
of the 1700s?
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EXCITING VERBAL SPARING UNTIL FINALLY...]
CYCLOPS BOY
Boy, this sucks.
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