CYCLOPS BOY
Hello, Cyclops Boy Private
Investigations. How may I help you?
SECRETARY
Is Mr. Cyclops Boy available?
CYCLOPS BOY
Hold on, I'll see if hes
around........one moment...Hello,
Cyclops Boy speaking.
SECRETARY
Please hold for Ulysses S. Will.
CYCLOPS BOY
I sat there holding for Ulysses S. Will.
Head of the Swill Beverage Company. The
man who had given us sugar filled water
in a bottle, and made ten fortunes doing
it.... Don't get me wrong though, he
wasn't quite as filthy rich as God but
then again he wasn't as bad-off as the
Rockafellers.... What I was wondering
was how he got my number?